August 31, 2010

Random Thoughts

Just have some random thoughts going through my mind...

*Why do people tip the car hops at Sonic? I mean, the person at the McDonald's register hands you your food just like the car hops do, but gets nada.

*If you are complaining about your baby daddy, it's probably because he's a baby daddy and not a father. Any man can make a kid, but not every man is willing to be a father to them.

*If a high school switches to a school uniform dress code to stop hoodlum activity, they are just giving the students a peek into their hoodlum futures. Hoodlums usually go to jail where, guess what, they wear the same uniforms. So we are basically turning schools into general population...

*Why is Hollywood so caught up with 3D movies? At this point every movie will be in 3D by 2015. I don't know about you, but I definitely don't want to see Eye of the Tiger: The Tiger Woods Story in 3D. Seeing Waffle House ladies in 3D is not my idea of a good time.

*Why does Dancing With the Stars have no stars? If the best you can do is Bristol Palin and The Situation you are better off calling the show Dancing with Random Ass People.

That's enough for now. I now return you to your previously scheduled program...

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