August 31, 2010

Random Thoughts

Just have some random thoughts going through my mind...

*Why do people tip the car hops at Sonic? I mean, the person at the McDonald's register hands you your food just like the car hops do, but gets nada.

*If you are complaining about your baby daddy, it's probably because he's a baby daddy and not a father. Any man can make a kid, but not every man is willing to be a father to them.

*If a high school switches to a school uniform dress code to stop hoodlum activity, they are just giving the students a peek into their hoodlum futures. Hoodlums usually go to jail where, guess what, they wear the same uniforms. So we are basically turning schools into general population...

*Why is Hollywood so caught up with 3D movies? At this point every movie will be in 3D by 2015. I don't know about you, but I definitely don't want to see Eye of the Tiger: The Tiger Woods Story in 3D. Seeing Waffle House ladies in 3D is not my idea of a good time.

*Why does Dancing With the Stars have no stars? If the best you can do is Bristol Palin and The Situation you are better off calling the show Dancing with Random Ass People.

That's enough for now. I now return you to your previously scheduled program...

August 25, 2010

Talkin' Jibberish

I need to learn how to talk infant jibberish. My son has had long conversations with me in his native tongue and I have no clue what he is saying. All I know is he his very serious about what he is saying. :)

August 13, 2010

Fatty

Ever since we found out we were pregnant with my son back in 2008 my weight has been on a roller coaster. When Mrs. Braveheart would take a few bites of her meal and then look at it with disgust I took it upon myself to be the closer. On more than one occasion I had two meals in one sitting. Well that new "job" put about 20 pounds of extra weight on my frame pretty quickly so I stopped. Since then I have not had the discipline or motivation to get the weight off and keep it off.

The past few weeks have been spent running around Disney World and celebrating 3.0's first birthday. Of course this means I have been eating all sorts of crap that I didn't need. Somehow in my mind I envisioned all of the running around balancing out the food. A trip to the scale this AM pretty much destroyed that theory. I not only gained back what little weight I had lost, but picked up a little extra. So today I am determined to make a change and get rid of my little friends hanging out around my waist. Wish me luck!!

August 11, 2010

Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife

By now, everyone has seen the ghettolicious news interview with Antoine Dodson of Huntsville, Alabama. His sister was attacked by an intruder who escaped when Antoine entered the room and attempted to pull him off of her. When the police arrived, so did the local news station that allowed Antoine to give his now famous interview.



Now the guys at Autotune the News have turned his interview into the hottest jam around. Enjoy!!